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Friday, 5 November 2021
The Book of Covidicus 20: the Synod of Glasgow
Continued from Chapter 19. 1. It came to pass that Bo-sis tired of preaching the good news about masks and vixens, and turned his attention to prophesying the end of the world. 2. For the children of Br-tain were obediently getting their first jabs, their second jabs, and even their very important Booster Jabs. 3. Although, owing to a fault in the the supplies, some received Wooster Jabs instead, and cried out, saying, "What Ho! It is time to go and steal a cow-creamer!" Fire, hail, snow, ice, stormy winds which fulfill his word: all these are signs of climate change." Continued in Chapter 21.