This is me, Eccles
Saturday, 27 November 2021
Beatitudes for popes
Since Pope Francis has kindly produced eight modern non-rigid Vatican-II compatible
platitudes beatitudes for
bishops (yes, really),
we felt it would be helpful to produce a similar set for the use of popes. It may be regarded as the
latest in our "How to be a good pope" series.
1. Blessed is the pope who makes poverty and sharing his lifestyle:
this could include spending his humble wealth on financing lewd films,
or perhaps speculating in the property market.
with his witness he is building the kingdom of Heaven, or at least some very nice apartment blocks.