This is me, Eccles
Wednesday, 15 December 2021
The Book of Covidicus 22: passports, please!
Continued from Chapter 21. 1. It came to pass that Carrie, the wife of Bo-sis, gave birth to a daughter, the sister of Wil-fred. 2. Thus fulfilling the words of the Lord unto Boris: I will multiply thy seed as the stars of the heaven, and as the sand which is upon the sea shore. 3. For the offspring of Bo-sis were now so numerous that he was no longer able to count them; although, according to the beautiful models of Neil, son of Fergus, he now had approximately twenty thousand children. 4. And Bo-sis called his daughter Romy, or Rho for short, as this was the name of the next variant of the plague to be expected. 5. But then there came a scandal that rocked Bri-tain to its foundations. reduced to tiers. 7. For it was written "In the lands of Tier 3, the people must not carouse. Indeed, they should not enjoy themselves at all." 8. So Bo-sis removed the paper hat from his head, the balloon tied to his suit, and the party whistle that shooteth out into the face of his neighbour, and said "I have never been to a party." But nobody believed him. 9. Thus he turned his attention to the great plague of Omicron, which slayeth not.
Continued in Chapter 23.