So far we have the following contestants, but nominations of others are invited in the next week, either via the comments below or replying to @bruveccles on Twitter.
Liturgical dancing Female altar-servers Communion in the hand Clowns Puppets Sign of peace
Holding hands in the Our Father Orans position for the Our Father Standing for the consecration Bad hymns (Schutte, Haugen etc.) Introducing ourselves to our neighbours
Idols Clapping Reading out Vatican II documents Changing words in the liturgy Guitars Balloons
Of course, you may actually like some/all of these, but that is not my problem.
The voting on Twitter will begin on Monday 25th May, once next week's exciting Laudato Si' celebrations (to be the subject of a future post?) have died down and everyone has sobered up again.
Incidentally, I think I have seen eight of the above. Can anyone beat that?