This is me, Eccles

This is me, Eccles
This is me, Eccles

Sunday, 2 June 2013

The Beaky folk of Creepy Crawley

Misposted by Archdruid Eileen after an overdose of Pimm's.

Beaky folk

Liturgy for use at a memorial service for Bill Pertwee of Dad's Army.

Archdruid: We are gathered together to remember William (Bill) Pertwee, who so movingly played Warden Hodges in Dad's Army. May perpetual light shine upon him and...

Omnes: Put that light out!

Bill Pertwee

The late William Pertwee.

Archdruid: Ruddy hooligans!

Omnes: Now look 'ere, Napoleon...


Verger (sotto voce): Her reverence isn't going to like this...

Archdruid: All right, let's have a little Gregorian chant to calm ourselves down here.

Anthem: Quem te decipere putas, O Hitlere?*

*Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler?


  1. Nothing to say, I just want to beat Jessica

    1. Eccles, nobody is convinced by your new comedy deacon sockpuppet, so please retire him immediately and leave comments to genuine posters.

    2. Shush bruvver lapin. I have lots of sock piggies, a whole litter of them.

    3. "I just want to beat Jessica"

      You might want to rephrase that, m8: it sounds rather menacing.

      You'd almost think you had issues or something, m8.

    4. Whatever turns you on, honi.

  2. This is clearly a fake, as nothing has exploded and ARP Warden Hodges has banned all the tea lights.

  3. Jessica never answers this type of post - tough luck!